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Last summer, Washington Post political columnist Dana Milbank spoke to a Georgetown University class I teach, the “Reported Opinion Piece,” and gave our next generation of writers a pearl of wisdom about how he writes his biting columns with edge but not bitterness: “We've all heard about how you're not supposed to drive while angry. You also shouldn't write while angry.”

It's a lesson Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert would have benefited from hearing before he penned his online screed to basketball star LeBron James, charging him with a “shameful display of selfishness and betrayal” for his decision to leave the Cleveland Cavalier to play with the Miami Heat.

In a letter to fans, posted on the Cavaliers' website, the Cleveland owner declared James would carry a “so-called 'curse'” to Miami, writing: “The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does 'right' by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.”

Ominously, he writes: “Just watch.”

I haven't followed the NBA. I don't know LeBron James career. But, as a writer challenging interpretations of Islam that punish, kill, assault and discriminate in the name of religion, I do know a little something about meditating through anger when writing. Even if we don't write for public consumption, most of us have been tempted to write emails in anger at 2 a.m. There are at least three emails in my life that I can distinctly remember writing when angry, and I know I regret everyone of them.

It's easy to instantaneously express anger in electronic rants in this age of “digital maximalism,” as former Washington Post reporter William Powers calls our day of information overload in his excellent new book, Hamlet's BlackBerry: A Practical Philosophy for Building a Good Life in the Digital Age.

But, if we — like Gilbert — really care about philosophies such as “karma,” we'd be better served to do something wiser: sleep on it, meditate on it and express ourselves from a place of intellect and heart. In India, the country of my birth, karma is a word in Sanskrit that speaks to “samsara,” or the concept of how our lives are a cycle of cause and effect. We don't serve ourselves or others well when we dole out bitterness and anger. It just feeds into a cycle of wrath. We are better served as a civilized society if we live with some pause. And I think even basketball coaches can aspire to that kind of reflection.

Some years ago, when the men at my mosque in Morgantown, W.V., banished the other women and me to an isolated balcony, I stepped out of the balcony, into the parking lot, seething. There, I called Alan Godlas, a professor of Islam and religion at University of Georgia in Athens, and he gave me words of wisdom, telling me, “Your anger reveals a deeper pain.” Indeed, it did: years of anger at feeling marginalized in my traditional Muslim community. Over the next weeks — and really all the years since — I used my process of reporting to take a step back and engage in something called “Vipassana” meditation, a Buddhist philosophy known as “insight meditation” in the West, where we simply observe our state of being, instead of clinging to it, and try to get some insight into our rage.

It's a struggle, I know. But, as we dare to bring deep philosophical ideas such as karma into the conversation, it is best for us to reflect on our own legacy–not assign curses to others. Children should not follow the example of Dan Gilbert. As for all of us, his anger reveals a deeper pain, and — not to be too touchy feely — but I hope he finds some healing from his pain, rather than staying in a place of rage.

NBA Commissioner David Sterns seems to agree, fining Gilbert $100,000 for his remarks, acknowledging that, while “catalyzed as they may have been by a hurt,” they were “ill-advised and imprudent.”

We've all felt that sense of betrayal that Gilbert wrote about, telling fans, that LeBron had engaged in a “cowardly betrayal.” Years ago, during one painful relationship break up, I sat at a table at the Peanut Butter & Co. Sandwich Shop on Sullivan Street in the heart of Greenwich Village, and told my boyfriend, “I curse you.” Years later, he asked me if I'd lift the curse. I had — indeed, the moment I expressed it. But they were words that would have been better left unexpressed.

Our lesson for children, I think should be: If someone angers us, we don't need to curse them. It's not appropriate on the playground. It's not appropriate in the game of life that is “samsara.”

On the outburst of human emotion, India's Nobel Prize winning poet Rabrindanath Tagore wrote that nirvana “is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of the flame because day is come.” In his letter to fans, Gilbert signed off, writing, “Sleep well, Cleveland.”

For Cleveland, the next day has come. More days will come. Let LeBron James move into the next phase of his life in peace with a simple greeting that my seven-year-old son, Shibli, learned in pre-school: “We wish you well.” That release from anger is the best karmic gift we can actually give ourselves. And if that means an NBA championship for Cleveland down the road, hurrah. If not, at least, it does mean, indeed, that we “sleep well.”

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Posted on 25th July 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

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From important new fiction by Jonathan Franzen and Yiyun Li to penetrating critiques of the current political situation by Matt Taibbi and Chris Hedges, there is a lot to look forward to from publishers at all levels for the rest of the summer and the fall.

This selection tries to be wide-ranging and eclectic, focusing as much on the work of independent presses as the major houses, the quieter literary stars as much as the megastars.

It's a good season for translations–look for an exciting new translation of Doctor Zhivago by the acclaimed team of Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky, to finally give Boris Pasternak his due in the English language, and for Susan Bernofsky's translation of the German author Jenny Erpenbeck. There are quiet novels which pack a strong philosophical punch, like Michael Knight's The Typist, as well as the brash, no-holds-barred, whimsical fiction of Gary Shteyngart. Salman Rushdie is following up his earlier fantasy, Haroun and the Sea of Stories, with another fairytale, Luka and the Fire of Life, and V. S. Naipaul, travel writer extraordinaire, gives us a book exploring the roots of African belief. From Manu Joseph we have one of the most exciting recent debut novels, his satire shredding all the illusions of globalization-era India. And Sam Miller tries to do the complex urban spaces of Delhi some justice with his walking tours.

The good–and even great–books are out there in plenty. Tell us in your comments which books you're most anticipating for the remainder of 2010 and why.

In addition to those featured, here are some additional books that should create waves in fiction, poetry, and nonfiction.

Fiction

Charles Yu's How to Live Safely in a Science Fiction Universe (Pantheon, Sept.); Xiaoda Xiao's The Visiting Suit (Two Dollar Radio, Nov.); Jim Powell's The Breaking of Eggs: A Novel (Penguin, July); Salman Rushdie's Luka and the Fire of Life (Random House, Nov.); Cynthia Ozick's Foreign Bodies (Houghton Mifflin, November)–a reimagining of Henry James's The Ambassadors; Dinaw Mengestu's How to Read the Air (Riverhead, Oct.); Barry Hannah's Long, Last, Happy: New & Selected Stories (Grove, Nov.); Ismail Kadare's The Accident: A Novel (Grove, Nov.)–here's an author who richly deserves the Nobel Prize; Mona Simpson's My Hollywood (Knopf, Sept.); Lan Samantha Chang's All Is Forgotten, Nothing Is Lost(Norton, Sept.); Jenny Erpenbeck's Visitation (New Directions, Sept.); Yiyun Li's Gold Boy, Emerald Girl (Random House, Sept.); Boris Pasternak's Doctor Zhivago, newly translated by Richard Pevear and Larissa Volokhonsky (Pantheon, Oct.); Michael Knight's The Typist: A Novel (Grove, August); John Reimringer's Vestments (Milkweed, Sept.); and Nadine Gordimer's Life Times: Stories, 1952-2007 (FSG, Nov.).

Poetry

Beckian Fritz Goldberg's Reliquary Fever: New and Selected Poems (New Issues Press, Oct.); Richard Wilbur's Anterooms: New Poems and Translations (Houghton Mifflin, Nov.); Seamus Heaney's Human Chain: Poems (FSG, Sept.); Ai's No Surrender: Poems (Norton, Sept.); Gjertrud Schnackenberg's Heavenly Questions (FSG, Oct.); Major Jackson's Holding Company (Norton, August); Thomas Sayers Ellis's Skin, Inc.: Identity Repair Poems (Graywolf, Aug.); Julie Carr's Sarah–Of Fragments and Lines (Coffee House, Sept.); Steve Healey's Ten Mississippi (Coffee House, Sept.); and Charles Simic's Master of Disguises (Houghton Mifflin, Oct.).

Nonfiction

Gabriel Josipovici's What Ever Happened to Modernism? (Yale University Press, Sept.); Andrew Bacevich's Washington Rules: America's Path to Permanent War (Metropolitan, Aug.)–following up on his indispensable The New American Militarism: How Americans Are Seduced By War (2006); Robert Reich's Aftershock: The Next Economy and America's Future (Knopf, Sept.); Tom Grimes's Mentor: A Memoir (Tin House Books, Aug.)–about Grimes's relationship with Frank Conroy, Iowa Writers' Workshop director; R. Tripp Evans's Grant Wood: A Life (Knopf, Oct.); Mark Twain's Autobiography, Vol. 1 (University of California, Nov.)–uncensored, exactly as he left it.


Background on the Ringelblum Oneg Shabbat Archives
During the Holocaust, dozens of Jewish men and women trapped in the Warsaw Ghetto chose a special form of resistance: they chronicled their path to doom for future generations. Led by Dr. Emanuel Ringelblum, an historian, 35,000 paper documents were collected that showed how the Nazis had deprived Warsaw's Jews of their rights, then tormented and finally killed them in the death camps. On Aug. 2, 1942, while German soldiers combed the streets outside, two young men buried 10 metal boxes and several metal milk cans containing this extraordinary archive in the basement of an elementary school inside the ghetto. They were recovered from the rubble in 1946 and 1950. Approximately 25,000 of the documents survived and are now housed in the Jewish Historical Institute of Poland and the United States Holocaust Museum.


"The Archives comprise government documents, materials concerning the ghetto resistance, testimonies of the fate of Jewish communities during the Holocaust, literature, works of art and private correspondence collected by victims of the Holocaust in order to pass on information about the Holocaust to future generations. This collection is absolutely unique, both in terms of its origin and its historic value. It mainly concerns the largest ghetto in Nazi-occupied Europe (approximately 500,000 inhabitants), but in fact it covers the whole of occupied Poland, documenting the Shoah, the fate of its Jewish community of 3.500,000 people. Nearly all the creators of the Ringelblum Archives perished, either in the ghetto or in the extermination camps."

The archive recovery and restoration efforts were documented in a 2007 book by American historian Samuel Kassow: "Who Will Write Our History?: Rediscovering a Hidden Archive from the Warsaw Ghetto". Some of it is available to view online at Google books, here.

Book reviews and background on the recovery project:
* Video: C-Span Book TV with Samuel Kassow
* Los Angeles Times
* Spiegel International
* The Guardian
* New Jersey Jewish News

Background on the Poetry in Hell Project
* Preface
* Forward
* Author's Note
* Interview with Dr. Sarah Traister Moskovitz on J-Wire: "Warsaw Ghetto Poetry Now Online"

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The White House Party Crashers Are Writing a Book

Tareq and Michaela Salahi will not be ignored. America's most famous uninvited guests are writing a book with pedophile-nabbing reporter Diane Dimond. It will feature “behind-the-scenes” details from the time they caused a national disaster by social-climbing too hard.

Send an email to Maureen O'Connor, the author of this post, at maureen@gawker.com.

Hello Dr. Tipler:

Don’t worry. You said their magical mantra word: “believe”. I got my degree in Physics in 1991 at the end of the Cold War. The defense positions all dried up as these were no longer needed now that the Soviet Union was trumped during Gulf Storm. I went back to school after reading about the “Greenhouse Effect” and furthering myself with James Hanson. Well, to put it short, I found out that this “science” really was more politics and public advocacy about alternative energy. And I was taking Atmospheric Science and Chemistry courses! AT GRADUATE LEVEL!

A solar physicist, Dr. Charles Sonnet, changed me in one sentance: The sun puts out more incident energy onto the surface of the earth than all of mankind creates in a year, in about 5 minutes. That is to say, that if the sun flickered a bit, so does this planet. It is just that simple.

I went into the semiconductor world in 1994 and never looked back. But I have been watching, researching, challenging, and pressing all the fools and advocates who merely blurt eco talking points of their new found religion: AGW. It is always satisfying to trade barbs and blind foolery with logic and fact when I have debates at cocktail parties and family events. One thing I have noticed: of all the people supporting this nonsense, they truly “believe” in AGW. Science is not about beliefs. Science is about facts, data, theories. It is about right and wrong. There is no truth that an electron fills certain states around a nucleus. Drude Theory was thought right in explaining electron gas in metals. It was shown to be wrong. Nothing wrong with that, we from the world of physics understand failure and move forward.

That is the core of the problem. People want to believe in something, so they believe in this AGW nonsense. They cannot believe in a God, or at least a Christian god, so they follow this golden cow. Now that the flimsy flimflam is falling apart, they do not want to be seen as a failure. Most of these have never really experienced it, so to find out that all the mercury filled light bulbs that cost more to manufacture than incandescents CFLs are nothing more than a crock of stinky, they risk implosion.

I am not a man of religion, but have noticed that we are really seing a distorted version of Galileo’s trial. Here we open-minded individuals who question man-made computer programs lacking to incorporate all the laws of physics, let alone models of cloud cover, generated by those who spout fear and the end of the world due to a 1/10,000th change in a molecule consumed by organic life forms, are now in Galileo’s seat. We are being charged with the fact that we believe the sun is the central force in our universe of atmospheric control and not Man. They, the believers of their new Gaian religion, AGW, are trying us of EcoHeresy. Man is central. Well, Western man. Everyone else gets a reprieve for now.

They are going to lead us all to the new land of prosperity and harmony after they blacklist and rid all those who dare question their models and programs. Just do not lift up the curtain and look for where in the models the Second Law of Thermodynamics is used. It is not.

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Posted on 13th June 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

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John McNally's novel After the Workshop (Counterpoint, 2010) describes a hectic few days in the life of Jack Hercules Sheahan, a media escort in Iowa City, Iowa, forced to take care of preening writers and their unreasonable expectations. Time was, Sheahan was a bit of a star in the Iowa Writers' Workshop himself, having published a well-received story in The New Yorker. But those years are long past. Now Sheahan is derided by the current Workshop instructors, when his presence on the periphery of the action is even recognized. Enter Vanessa Roberts, a memoirist of incest, and also Tate Reinhart, the reigning East Coast literary star, both pressing Sheahan into service. While Sheahan escorts these writers around, at every turn he confronts reminders of his own failed promise. In Tate Reinhart's backward-written words–he takes notes about Sheahan's miserable life for a potential story–”Himself killing from him keeps what?” Jack, of course, discovers this coded message, and wonders what exactly is keeping him from killing himself. A novelist from Sheahan's past, S. S. Pitzer–a “real writer,” we are led to believe–also arrives on the scene, wanting Sheahan to resume writing his masterpiece, which he abandoned years ago; Pitzer is so eager to see this novel finished that he'll undertake the task of completion himself, whether or not Sheahan permits it. It is appropriate that Sheahan eventually gets unblocked due to the helpful ministrations of one Lucy Rogan, a romance novelist he had once escorted and had a crush on. All in all, this is one of the most outrageously funny books I've read in recent years, and the very best novel I have ever read about writing culture. But its appeal goes well beyond writers and would-be writers; its satire is broad enough to take in nearly all of our intellectual and social pretensions in these waning days of empire.

I thought McNally, because he has experienced the Iowa Writers' Workshop firsthand–and lived to tell the funniest tale ever written about it–would be an ideal subject to interview about a lot of concerns in the writing and publishing industries, such as the incorporation of writing into the academy, the relevance of MFA programs, the transition from short story writing to novels, the general political economy of writing–and, of course, the inside scoop on the Iowa Writers' Workshop.

Anis Shivani: When did the idea for a satirical novel about the Iowa Writers' Workshop occur to you? I imagine it must have had a long gestational period.

John McNally: About two seconds after graduating from Iowa, back in 1989, I began working on a novel titled Murder at the Writers' Workshop, which I stuck in a folder after twenty pages and never looked at again, but the idea of writing about that world stayed with me. So, the gestation period was almost twenty years. And I guess you could say that I had some issues to work out. I wrote a short story titled “Contributor's Notes” about a writer living in Iowa City. That story, which is included in my collection Ghosts of Chicago, took about six years to get right. Fortunately, I work on a lot of things at the same time, or else I'd be the least prolific writer alive.

A few years ago, I was talking to my then-agent about my days of working as a media escort after I had moved back to Iowa City in the mid-1990s, and she said, “You should write that novel.” That's when the idea of actually writing a full-length novel took root again. Originally, the Writers' Workshop wasn't going to be a part of the book, but once I set the novel in Iowa City and made the narrator a writer with a horrible case of writer's block, I decided to tackle every aspect of the writing and publishing world, including the Workshop. Suddenly, no one and nothing were immune. And that's when I really started having fun writing it.

Shivani: Do you feel purged, having written this novel?

McNally: I do! I don't feel purged when it comes to the absurdities of academia, but as far as the writing world goes…yes, I'm purged. For now. My fear of writing a satire about academia is that I wouldn't be able to stop. It would quickly turn into a multi-volume novel that Time-Life would have to sell on an installment plan.

Shivani: Satirical fiction doesn't seem to get as much recognition or as many awards as the more typical narcissistic fiction. Is it because the reigning aesthetic value is for the reader to be able to identify with characters (mostly grief-stricken), which is harder to do with the unlikeable characters that often populate satire?

McNally: I once taught a course on the history of humor in American literature, and the thing I realized pretty fast was that some people just aren't wired to get humor. We're all wired to recognize moments of grief, but the ability to recognize humor must be housed in a different part of the brain. Or, some people appreciate one kind of humor but fail to find humor in a different kind. Whenever I teach Denis Johnson's story “Emergency” to a class of sixteen students, I'm lucky if two see the humor in it. But the humor in it is dark, and since we're a sentimental culture, we don't want to think that a story in which a character has a knife stuck all the way into his eye can be funny.

I've had students tell me that Flannery O'Connor is dark and depressing, populated with unlikeable characters, and I suppose if you can't see the humor in it, it would be dark and depressing. But here's the thing. She's funny as hell! That's what makes her work transcend the abyss. And here's the other thing. It's not her fault if you don't find her funny.

Shivani: On the other hand, there seems to have been an upsurge lately in works of effective satire. Would you agree with that assessment, and could you point to specific examples that have struck you as accurately reading the cultural moment?

McNally: The 1930s saw the rise, and quick decline, of the protest novel, but those novels, which protested some sort of injustice, weren't funny novels. No one talks about the hilarious, laugh-out-loud adventures of the Joads, for instance. Recently, Jess Walters' The Financial Lives of Poets, a hilarious novel, nails problems with the financial crisis as well as the imminent death of print newspapers. A forthcoming novel by Maya Sloan titled High Before Homeroom does a superb comic job of dealing with, among other things, hero worship. Satire is an excellent vehicle for making the political palatable–and I mean “political” in the broadest sense of the word. Since we're living in deeply divided times, the rise of satire seems inevitable.

Shivani: There has been a lot written in the campus novel genre, both in America and Britain. Many writers continue to try to their hand at the genre, with various degrees of success. This is less true when it comes to taking on writing departments. Is it because it would be too much a case of biting the hand that feeds the writer?

McNally: I'm sure that's true. And I'll confess, I had moments of concern each time I decided to satirize yet another segment of the writing world in my novel, but I'm good at sabotaging myself, so I figured, What the hell…fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

It's also possible that the books are getting written but not published. One recurring reason why my book was rejected, even when it was being championed by editors at various publishing houses, was that it was too insider-ey. Who, except other writers, would want to read the book? Ironically, the only people who've posed that question to me have been other writers and editors. I've gotten plenty of emails from people who aren't writers or editors who've read the book and responded positively to it. After all, the book is really about a guy with a shitty job who's come to a critical point in his life. To my mind, that's universal. If I'd written about a postman at the crossroads of his life, would only postal workers have been interested in it?

Shivani: How do you feel about your writing training on the whole? What are the worst things that stand out for you now? And the best parts of the experience?

McNally: The worst part of my MFA experience was the way that a hierarchy was put into place. I don't know if it's still like that at Iowa, but in the late 1980s, funding was doled out so that there was a clear hierarchy: the Teaching-Writing fellows who taught creative writing on top, those who taught literature just below, those who taught Composition even lower, those who were Research Assistants barely hovering above the bottom, and those without funding–well, they were shit. The hierarchy was reinforced by which students were selected to meet with writers passing through town, who got to eat with them, etc., etc. I didn't have funding my first year, and initially I was one of three who didn't get funding my second and final year. It was only after a visiting editor, who was teaching a summer school course, spoke up on my behalf that I was given a Research Assistantship. I was angry then, but I'm not now, because I started working twice as hard, and it eventually paid off. It motivated me. I still think the hierarchical way things were done was shitty, but I'm the sort of person who, instead of crouching in a corner and feeling sorry for myself, will say, “Fuck you. I'll show you.” The best part of getting an MFA was that I did have good teachers who taught me useful things. My writing improved significantly after two years.

Shivani: Are you more angry or less angry toward writing programs than when you were in the throes of it?

McNally: Less angry. Definitely less angry.

Shivani: Were you ever a media escort yourself?

McNally: Yes, in the mid-1990s, in Iowa City. You wouldn't know it if you've read After the Workshop, but it was a pretty good job. The pay was good. Most of the authors were decent people. A few publicists pissed me off, and I know I pissed off at least one. I tacked on a late fee when one publicist's employer, one of the behemoth publishers, didn't pay me in a timely manner, so the publicist wrote me a personal check and told me my services weren't needed anymore. In my novel, the publicist is gored by a bull in Pamplona.

Shivani: The academy is by nature conservative. It seems impossible when nearly all our writers are affiliated with the academy that their writing won't also become conservative. Do you agree with that?

McNally: Since there are scores of writers affiliated with universities whose work I admire, I have a difficult time making a generalization, but I will say this: To remain at a university, you have to publish; and to get published by a press that your colleagues recognize, you probably have to play it safe, to some extent. But I'm not even sure if that's true. Is George Saunders, who teaches at Syracuse, a conservative writer? Is T. C. Boyle, who teaches at University of Southern California, a conservative writer? I don't think so, but maybe they are in the eyes of someone else. And I suppose if you're comparing them to an avant-garde writer, like Richard Kostelanetz, they are conventional. The answer to your question really depends upon who you ask and what their aesthetic sensibility is.

Shivani: Is there any alternative to writers joining the academy en masse? Have you thought of any alternatives for yourself? Do you know of writers who have successfully taken the plunge for themselves?

McNally: I wish I knew of an alternative! In the 1990s, I spent a number of years earning less than fifteen thousand dollars. I couldn't get a decent job to save my life. And I was finishing up a PhD at the time. I was overqualified for janitorial work, which I applied for. But since I hadn't yet published a book, I couldn't land a tenure-track teaching position. So, I did shitty paying adjunct work at the community college, scored standardized tests part-time for about eight bucks an hour, and signed up with a temp agency. When I think back to those days, as well as other, earlier times, like when I was living in a camping trailer in Southern Illinois and collecting an unemployment check, it's hard for me to thumb my nose at my job now. I have tenure; I make a decent salary; I have health benefits. Even so, I still feel ill-suited for academia. I was a first-generation college student, which immediately puts me at odds with most, if not all, of my colleagues, and I attended a third- or fourth-tier state school for my undergrad, which further puts me at odds. So, when I watch colleagues dismiss state-school grads out-of-hand who've applied for teaching positions in our department, even when those grads have more teaching experience and more publications than the Ivy League grads, I want to scream at them. It's the sort of elitism, not to mention logical fallacy, that drives me absolutely mad. Whatever hierarchy I had thought was in place at the Iowa Writers' Workshop, it's ten-fold in the academy once you start teaching. So when you ask me if I've thought of any alternatives, the answer is that I'm always thinking about it, all the time, but I haven't come up with any good answers. I still have student loan payments to make, and I at least have time to write. Also, I think I'm a pretty good teacher. The writers I've known who've successfully taken the plunge–and I know a few–did so because they landed film deals for their books. They could afford to take the plunge. My father was a roofer, and my mother was an assembly-line worker in a factory that made cardboard boxes, and I know for a fact that I have a hell of a lot better job (and a better quality of life) than either of them, so it's hard for me to bellyache all that much. Furthermore, I know people who'd kill to have my job. I'd have killed to have my job before I had it. I think it's okay for me to say, regarding my life in academia, that I'm often-irritated, lucky, ill-suited, and grateful all at the same time. The day I find a job that pays me good money to read true crime books and watch the Three Stooges with my dogs, however, I'll be in heaven.

Shivani: I feel that regularly reading and critiquing apprentice writing is enormously destructive to the quality of writing one is capable of producing. What do you think?

McNally: Since I've been teaching, off and on, since 1989, I hope to God you're wrong! In all seriousness, the first several years of teaching helped my writing. Here's why. There's a kind of “default writing” that all writers slip into–it's just easy, lazy writing–but it's difficult to know what default writing is unless you've read thousands of pages of apprentice writing, at which point you begin seeing the repetitions, the patterns, and then you can work on purging it from your own work. Or maybe it purges itself. But I do suppose the law of diminishing returns eventually kicks in. I don't believe it's destructive to my writing so much as it is to my soul. Well, okay, maybe not my soul. Maybe it's just my general well-being. If I see one more story about a dead grandmother, for instance, who knows what I'll do? (And why are all dead grandparent stories about dead grandmothers? I don't remember ever reading a dead grandfather story. A dead grandfather story might just change my opinion on the whole genre.)

Shivani: In After the Workshop, you're commenting on the narrow confines of not just writing culture, or literature and humanities departments, but our intellectual life as a whole. We seem to be in a very advanced state of intellectual paralysis, something we might expect at the twilight of empire. Where are the fresh ideas, if any, coming from?

McNally: I'm not concerned about fresh ideas. I think there are plenty of those. I'm more concerned about whether those fresh ideas will have a chance to live, given the state of publishing, the rise of Kindle, the amount of time the Internet cuts into the time we might have read a book in pre-Internet days, etc. And I'm guilty of it, too. I've Googled away a good part of the last ten years. It's depressing, really.

Shivani: What has been the response of your former writing teachers and colleagues toward After the Workshop?

McNally: I'm not sure if any former writing teachers have read it yet. Colleagues? A few have read it. One colleague cut out a paragraph that he assumed was about another colleague of ours and anonymously posted it on the departmental bulletin board so as to stir up some shit. So, there you have it. Academia in a nutshell.

Shivani: If you don't get an MFA, you have to be almost superhumanly talented and persistent and lucky to make up for the lack of connections and the bias of publishers at all levels toward MFA graduates. This seems to be the criterion publishers are most interested in, as a shortcut to judgment, rather than the quality of the writing. In poetry, the only route to publication is through a small press contest, and try doing that without an MFA credential. Do you agree with this assessment?

McNally: I'm probably the wrong person to ask since I have an MFA and a PhD. (I applied to PhD programs when I was living in a camping trailer and unemployed. Going back to school seemed a better option.) What I can tell you is that no agent I've ever had–and I've had five–has asked me what degrees I have, and I don't remember ever telling an agent where I had gone to school when I first approached them. After they took me on, they knew I had gone to Iowa, but I quit mentioning it in my cover letters years and years ago. Furthermore, even with my Iowa degree, I've had four completed novels roundly rejected by publishers–two of them after I'd already published books–so, again, I don't think having an MFA means much of anything. For an agent, I think the primary criterion is “Can I sell this book?” (Most agents will tell you that the primary criterion is “Do I love this book?” and I don't doubt that that's one of their questions, but I tend to think “Can I sell it?” has veto power over “Do I love it?”) I think the same criterion is true for publishers, but I would add this: If you already have a sales track-record, your past sales (if they weren't good) could come back to haunt you. I think it's a ridiculous way of running a business, because there's no correlation between past sales and future sales. The sales of John Irving's first three novels were terrible, by today's standards. By today's criterion of looking at past sales to determine future sales, it's likely that The World According to Garp, his fourth novel, wouldn't have been published, at least not by a commercial press. This is where the publishing industry and, in turn, the chain bookstores that order the books and, in turn, dictate print-runs, shoot themselves in the foot, in my opinion. It's not good for anyone–the writer, the publisher, or the bookstore. It's not good for the culture, either. And yet it's the business model that's in place. Does anyone, in this scenario, care really whether I have an MFA or not? I honestly don't think so. But, again, I'm probably the wrong person to answer this question.

Shivani: What would be your advice to someone thinking about joining an MFA program?

McNally: I've spent my entire adult life trying to figure out how to buy time. Time is the writer's most valuable commodity. There aren't many opportunities that allow you to take a few years off to spend it writing, but an MFA is one of those. I wouldn't recommend going into debt to do it. And I wouldn't necessarily have any other expectations, either. It won't get you a teaching job, unless you publish a book. As I said before, my MFA experience helped speed up my development because I had writing professors who pointed out things that might have taken me years to figure out on my own. The downside is that it's easy to get sucked into all the bullshit that accompanies an MFA program–bitter jealousies, competition, writing to that particular audience, etc. If you can somehow shield yourself from all of that crap and write every day, it's not a bad way to spend two years. And who knows? You may decide, at the end of it, that you'd rather do something else with your life instead of spending it writing.

Shivani: We don't have great critics like Malcolm Cowley, Edmund Wilson, Alfred Kazin, or John Aldridge anymore. Why have we lost the great critics?

McNally: The first reason is academia. Critics like Cowley, Wilson, Kazin, and Aldridge are mocked these days. Academic scholars continually have to reinvent the wheel to make themselves necessary or relevant, which is why there are so many generational turf wars within English Departments. But here's the big difference to me. Cowley, Wilson, Kazin, Aldridge–these guys loved literature. I don't see many academic critics these days who actually, honest-to-God love literature, and, in fact, I see critics making entire careers on the backs of writers they don't even like. What's the point, I wonder. My cynical take is that if you still have an old-fashioned love of literature, you're doomed as a “scholar” in an English Department. Or you're seen as a lightweight. Or you're mocked. Novels are no longer novels; they're texts. They're fodder for sociological analyses, as though the novel were an elaborate paint-by-numbers exercise–a giant puzzle that only scholars can decode. How utterly depressing, if that were really the case.

I also blame the culture. Amazon reviews, Facebook, Goodreads. Everyone's a critic. Who needs Cowley, etc., to give us thoughtful observations? Hell, I'll just log onto Goodreads to take the pulse of contemporary literature. Who's to say that if Edmund Wilson were alive today, he wouldn't have a thumbnail photo of his dog to identify himself and use a frowny-face emoticon to express his displeasure with a novel? What does Edmund Wilson think of Proust? The answer is: :(

I should note that I recently shut down my Facebook page and bought a refurbished IBM Selectric, and I am infinitely happier. The onslaught of public opinion, including my own, depresses me to no end.

Shivani: Does training in writing short stories–the staple of MFA programs–interfere with later development as a novelist? The same question applies to the major first route of publication, the literary journals, which promote short stories at the expense of longer fiction.

McNally: I tend to believe that it does interfere. For me, it's as though I'm using a different side of my brain writing a novel than when I write a short story. While there are a handful of writers who are wonderful in both genres, it seems to me that most writers fall into only one category: they are either good short story writers or they are good novelists. So, it does seem to be a disservice to treat the writing of short stories as the beginning of an arc that will eventually lead to the writing of successful novels.

When it comes to finding an agent, you may find yourself in a Catch-22. It's easier to catch the eye of an agent if you've published short stories in literary magazines, and yet no agent wants to see your story collection. And what if you're really a novelist and not a short story writer? My first novel–The Book of Ralph–is really a collection of linked short stories. I wrote the chapters as short stories, and I gave it to my agent as a collection of short stories. When the novel was published, it didn't say “short stories” on the cover. It said, at my suggestion, “fiction.” The book was reviewed mostly as a novel, so when the paperback came out, “fiction” was replaced by “novel.” I now write novel-novels instead of novels-in-stories, but I don't think I hit my stride until I wrote After the Workshop. A previous novel of mine (America's Report Card), along with four failed and unpublished novels, were clunky attempts at the form, in large part because I had spent the first fifteen years of my writing life writing mostly short stories.

Shivani: Have you read David Shields's Reality Hunger: A Manifesto, and what is your opinion of it?

McNally: I haven't read it yet. I've spent the past year reading a lot of true crime and watching the Three Stooges with my dogs. I've been meaning to read it, though.

Shivani: You must have encountered many real-life models for prima donnas like Vanessa Roberts, Tate Reinhart, and Vince Belechek?

McNally: Yes. Absolutely. They all have real-life counterparts. I just can't say who they are.

Shivani: Which is worse, being a media escort or being a publicist?

McNally: As much as the publicist in After the Workshop is a villain, I would have to say that the publicist has the worse job. I actually enjoyed being a media escort. The authors' only expectation for me was to be at the airport to pick them up. The authors' expectations for their publicists? Whew. As a writer, I try to be nice to publicists. I send cookies. That's the key to my success, such as it is. Cookies. Lots and lots of cookies.

We are talking about Thoreau's incomparable eye on lichen, on the wild-blossoming “blue-eyed grass,” and the color of everything — the man who became the fish and frogs that he, still and cool, kept watching: “I fancy I am amphibious and swim in all the brooks and pools in the neighborhood, with the perch and the bream…” Also the Abolitionist, who breaks out in the Journal as a radical Christian in the slavery fight with a “government that pretends to be Christian and crucifies a million Christs every day!” Thoreau, friend and backer of the incendiary John Brown, can make Rand Paul and the Tea Baggers of our day sound wimpy: “I do not vote at the polls,” Thoreau writes in the Journal. “I wish to record my vote here.” Of the Fugitive Slave Act, which brought the bloodhounds to Boston, Thoreau bellows in the Journal: “Why the United States Government never performed an act of justice in its life!”

And still Damion Searls' fascination in editing and abridging the Journal is Thoreau the Writer — the high-flying poet whose imagination saw that “The bluebird carries the sky on his back;” the man who, anticipating David Shields, wanted to keep breaking form in imitation of nature: “In Literature, it is only the wild that attracts us… It is the uncivilized free and wild thinking in Hamlet and the Iliad, in all the scriptures and mythologies, not learned in the Schools, that delights us.” We are speaking of Thoreau's case for calluses on writers: “I find incessant labor with the hands, which engrosses the attention also, the best method to remove palaver out of one's style.” And of a professional with a code: “The best you can write will be the best you are.”

Damion Searls is an exemplar of what Thoreau called “the rising generation.” He may be the busiest thirty-something in the writing game with four projects coming to flower this year: Thoreau's Journal; a translation and selection of Rilke: The Inner Sky: Poems, Notes, Dreams; a book called On Reading by Proust; and his own story collection of contemporary fictions, What We Were Doing and Where We Were Going, in shapes borrowed from masters like Nabokov and Hawthorne. In conversation Searls suggests we think of Thoreau, Rilke and Proust as a trio. Add young Searls, and it's a quartet.

writer's block by eight bit™

poem

Posted on 12th June 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

Material from:finanseuro.ru

In my years back home in the American South, I have
grown increasingly unsurprised at the tendency of evangelicals,
nativists, and "true patriots," to read Frost in an unserious manner.
 We need not make a conclusion if the poem is definitely of the opinion
that walls separate neighbors or instead create useful boundaries.  At
the very least, it is a poem that begs us to question the premise —
something which Palin et al. clearly don't understand.  Much like a
kitschy framed needlepoint "I took the one less traveled by, / And that
has made all the difference," a superficial reading of Frost may seem
nice — but it is still kitschy.  Nothing in "The Road Not Taken"
actually allows us to determine which road is, in fact, the one less
traveled by, or whether the difference made was a positive one or not.
 It simply says that we make choices not knowing the future, must make
our own decisions, and we cannot know what the alternate future could
have been.  It is a short poem, easily read as a statement of
individuality and independence, but it is fraught with doubt and
possible regret.We had this read at our wedding. We loved that said the way forward will be new and maybe quite difficult, but that it is an exciting adventure nonetheless made worth it by each other's company and love.

Song of the Open Road
by Walt Whitman

Listen! I will be honest with you. I do not offer the
old smooth prizes, but I offer rough new prizes.

These are the days that must happen to you:
You shall not heap up what is called riches,
You shall scatter with lavish hand all that you earn or achieve.
However sweet the laid-up stores.

However convenient the dwelling,
You shall not remain there.
However sheltered the port, and however calm the waters,
You shall not anchor there.
However welcome the hospitality that welcomes you,
You are permitted to receive it but a little while.

Afoot and lighthearted, take to the open road,
Healthy, free, the world before you,
The long brown path before you leading wherever you choose.

Say only to one another:

Comerado, I give you my hand!
I give you my love more precious than money,
I give you myself before preaching or law:

Will you give me yourself?
Will you come travel with me?
Shall we stick by each other as long as we live?
posted by Wink Ricketts at 3:00 PM on June 8 [7 favorites]

Love Poem by eecue

story

Posted on 11th June 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

Of all the stories that Politico ran today, this one, entitled “Are Obama staffers overexposed?” is, without a doubt, the Politicoiest!

Now, you might be thinking to yourselves, “Wait, is this another one of those political media back-and-forth bitchfests about how first the White House is denying access to reporters, and then, the wind changes direction and suddenly, the new meme is that the White House is on teevee, with reporters, way too much?” You know what? I wouldn't think less of you if you did think that. Lord knows we've been on that carousel numerous times the past year and a half.

But no, that's not the case. That would have, at the very least, substance-like substance! No, this article is about what happens when you are in desperate need of the thinnest of pretexts to run a photo of shirtless White House staffers in the hopes that you can tie it to some hysterical “big picture” claptrap.

When two White House aides last weekend stripped off their shirts for an afternoon of drinking with friends at a Georgetown bar, there was widespread agreement that it exposed something — beyond the pectorals of speechwriter Jon Favreau and press aide Tommy Vietor — about Washington in the age of Barack Obama.

OH, REALLY? What was it? Tell us! We are dying to know!

There was no agreement about what that something was.

Oh, for f-ck's sake!

Conservative critics said it showed the young Obama crowd needs to get a clue. By these lights, the bare-chested drinking showed the aides acting like — and, thanks to a photo posted on the Web, looking like — frat boys in the midst of two wars and the Gulf oil spill.

Oh, yeah, you know, I'm sure every single staffer on the GOP side of Congress spent their weekend sequestered in their Chambers of Rue, veiled in black, sitting shiva over the Gulf Oil Spill tragedy, hoping against hope that Paul Ryan would be able to tax cut that goldurned hole shut! I'm sure that Representative Gregg Harper (R-Miss.) is going to cancel tonight's “Mississippi Fish Fry” in light of the fact that so many of Mississippi's actual fish are choking to death, on chemical dispersant!

West Wing defenders said it showed Obama bashers need to get a life. Do they really have nothing better to carp about than a couple of friends enjoying a day off?

Why shouldn't they carp, when Politico will just run a story, about their brainless carping?

But some White House observers said the episode revealed something else: The Obama team needs to get an Evelyn Lieberman.

How Does This Story Make You Feel?

Don't make us ask Canada. A group of scientists in Canada is developing a software program that will evaluate the biological responses of internet users, giving us insight into how the internet makes us feel.

I know what you are thinking. Canada has scientists?

Only kidding, of course, but for a brief moment our Canadian friends had a negative reaction to this story that might not have been readily apparent to the naked eye.

Aude Dufresne, a professor at the University of Montreal Department of Communications, is leading a team of researchers in creating computer software that will tell us when Canadians are mad at us. I suppose it will work on other people as well.

The software will measure everything from body heat to eye movement, heart rate to facial expression, collecting all of the data in order to let us know how others react to things on the internet.

Isn't that what forums and comment systems are for? Sure, but a lot of people in forums and comment sections lie.

See? There's that anger again.

The software is currently being tested at the Bell User Experience Centre in Québec. After that, it will likely be sold to marketing firms and internet-based companies for millions and millions of dollars. Unprecedented insight into how humans react to the internet is serious business, after all.

“With e-commerce and the multiplication of retail Web sites, it has become crucial for companies to consider the emotions of Web users,” says Professor Dufresne. “Our software is the first designed to measure emotions at conscious and preconscious levels, which will give companies a better sense of the likes and dislikes of Web users.”

Ah, what powerful biological response reading software you have! The better to market to you, my dear.

Perhaps one day this sort of functionality will be built right into websites, so all you have to do is think about how much you dislike our daily science posts without having to take up valuable commenting space.

New software to measure emotional reactions to Web

Send an email to Michael Fahey, the author of this post, at fahey@kotaku.com.

For all Tigers (see story below) by A Moment of Magic

writers

Posted on 10th June 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

Now Writers Can Submit Books to the iBookstore

As previously teased, writers can now submit their own books to iBookstore. I can't wait to submit my Jane Austen fan fiction! And neither can Mr. Jean-Luc PicDarcy [iTunes Connect via MacLife]

Send an email to Mark Wilson, the author of this post, at mark@gizmodo.com.

Oh Christ. Here comes this fucker here. Hey John, how are you? Saw where you made the Ward Six list. What a hoot! Yeah, I'm still plugging away. Well, heh, maybe I'll make the "Ten Over 90" list. There's still time! Righty-o, see you later… you miserable prick. I said, "I'm going to go sit." Bye now. Excuse me, waitress? Would you bring me an orange juice and a breakfast menu? Thank you, miss. Oh, fucking shoot me now. Just fucking shoot me now. Why helloooo Beverly, how are you dear? Well I was just talking to John about that list, congratulations. Oh, having a luncheon are you? For the whole list? Well, that's nice. Oh, yes, sure am. Writing every day. You know how it is, send 'em out and wait for the rejection letters to pile up. When they get about yay-high I take 'em…. oh, I see. Sure, you go right ahead. Good to see you. Waitress, can you cancel that orange juice? I'd like a bourbon, neat. Evan? Evan Connell? Thought so. Don't mind me. The folks you're lookin' for are right over there. Because I read lists, that's how. And I drink bourbon. Congrats. I'll have another bourbon miss. And a gin, too. Well, well, well, Mr. Donleavy! Cheers, sir! They're all over there. Over there back in the corner just waiting for ya. Go on! Join your fancy tribe of Old People on Writing Lists! I'm going to sit here and drink bourbon and gin just as soon as this nice young lady brings me another. Ho there! Paula Fox, you must be the adopted daughter of our little diner's burgeoning literary tribe. Heh. Adopted daughter, get it? Well, more's the pity. And no, I am not drunk. Not yet anyway. Wait a minute. Hey, hey look everybody! It's William Gaddis! Mr. Gaddis! Mr. Gaddis! What a coincidence. Did you know you're among those about your age been selected for some kind of big-time fancy writer list? Hahaha! I know it's Gass, you fat bastard. I'm just fucking with you! Go on, join your cohorts. Hey, sweetheart, bring another round, will ya? Not unless you can stuff the bacon and the eggs into a bottle, shake it up and make bourbon come out. 'cause I'm drin… Hello, Harper. Why, I'm fine, thank you. I'm rather surprised to see you here. So I heard. Where's Oprah? That so? Well, we all have our demons, don't we? Yep, good day to you, too. Sweetheart, do us both a favor and from time to time just take a look over and when you see it get below halfway just bring some more. It's not hard.

Writer's Block by The SNU Artist

publish

Posted on 9th June 2010 by jefferyhumphrey1966 in Uncategorized - Tags: , , ,

Hey Michael, Heather and TC crew…

Looks like Disrupt is going great! Congrats on putting on the event. No small task for sure. I know all of the startups really appreciate the venue you've created to help them succeed and get the word out.

But guys…MovieClips? An affiliate link to go buy the movie on Amazon/iTunes/Fandango. I must be missing something with their business model. It's sweet technology, but what problem are they solving? Is this making the marketplace better? How's this disruptive? Sharing movie clips is their answer to the biggest trend (piracy) of the decade? I smell varmint poontang…

We spent a lot of time, energy and effort to pitch you Vidli. We must have done a poor job in our phone interview with Heather. Good news though – things worked out. We're not ready yet to pitch Vidli on big stage under the bright lights quite yet.

I know you have a lot going on but I felt like this might be a helpful tidbit for future events. Next time, the professional courtesy of a follow up to let us know we weren't selected would be appreciated. I know that's not too much to ask. Karma is notorious for coming back to you on things like that. I know first hand from not responding to people in job interviews after reviewing hundreds of resumes. It didn't seem like there was enough time, so I didn't. Suffice to say, I always do now…

Either way, hope the conference goes well. Vidli and the blue-footed Boobies are pulling for MovieClips :-) Yippee-ki-yay!

Macworld:

A huge number of people think they might write a book some day–back in 2002, a survey pegged it at 81 percent of Americans. But what happens after you've managed to pen your 200,000 word epic on love and loss in feudal Europe–with vampires, naturally–but still can't get a bite from a publisher?

Read the whole story: Macworld


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